Faster hamsters - 2007/01/23 16:53I know it's "Praise Tallest Day", and really he does a great job. But could someone please start feeding the hamsters that run the server? They seem to chug along at a slow pace sometimes, especially when browsing the forum.
In the spirit of American sport, perhaps you can juice them up with some steroids. If that's not an option (legal hurdles, ethics, etc.) then perhaps it may be time to buy out their contracts and replace them with Major League hamsters.
I've never built a Joomla site, so it's also just possible that Joomla's slow as... well... a dead hamster.
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Kempeth
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Re:Faster hamsters - 2007/01/24 06:40Hmm. I don't think it that bad. Maybe the hamsters are just cold or tired because we make them run on hours without end.
It could be way worse - like in one of my favorite bash.org quotes: "Like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building"
The sortable cardlist takes the longest to load in my experience. The rest is ok imo.
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Onyx Verde
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Re:Faster hamsters - 2007/01/24 10:00Yeah, the cardlist is a nightmare in slow motion, but overall I prefer the fact that the site, while not the fastest, is robust and rarely bugs out. Which is great when you consider how often the content is updated.============================ "There is always Hope...." - Elessar Telcontar ============================
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